After school we headed over to the park for park day with our HS group. There was a good turnout and I almost got rid of all my watermelon (it was really big so I wanted to share it.) The kids played and the adults talked, ah, bliss. The only thing I hate about that park is the sand, it gets everywhere; especially when you eat watermelon and then go play in it. A friend brought a copy of the paper that had Grace’s picture in it. Grace came up and saw it and ran off saying, “What you think I’m famous because I was in the paper? I’m not famous!” Joel was ready to go because he was the only big kid there; the girls outnumbered him too. So, we packed it up and drove to the natural science museum (yes, free day of course!)
Mr. Bones (the dinosaur puppet) ate Bethany’s head while Grace looked on.

Hannah wasn’t too scared of him this time (last time she freaked out!) This is what you would have looked like if you were on the Titanic:


We went into the discovery room and dug for dino bones,

played some djembe drums, messed with bubbles and played with the digital microscope. I really need to get one of those. It’s so cool to see your skin cells, hair, the weave of your clothes and nose hairs (I mean the hairs, not the weave of your nose hairs!). After playing in the dino dig you can spot microscopic black dirt in your hair too.
We went by the mummy room and Grace told everyone that they were real. It caused us to think, would we want our bodies on display after we died? Why do we think it’s so cool to see a wrapped up mummy? I guess just because it’s different. We went through the gem area next. They have it set up like a mineshaft and you wander through under wooden beams looking into a cavern at crystals. It made me want to go rock hunting again. Maybe I could find the largest rhodochrosite gem in the world! Then we went into the Mars mission area and played in the baby moon landing site, listened to a story and played in the water model.
On the way out we stopped at the water playground to run through it.

I didn’t even know this was here, you learn something new everyday. I grabbed Grace and we raced through the water as it shot up trying not to get wet, I guess we weren’t that good at it! I wonder why all the adults were looking at me so funny, because I was playing in the water? I don’t get it, sometimes you need to look like a fool and have fun. Joel decided that he would rather not get wet.


Walking back to the car Bethany grabbed some crabapples off the tree and started eating them. I warned her not to get any with holes in them, because they might have worms. As we were driving off (and after a few apples) Grace yelled that there was a worm in the cup holder. I stopped, got out, and looked. Yep, there was a crabapple core and a worm crawling around it. I threw all the apples outside and told the girls, “What’s worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Seeing half a worm!” They didn’t think it was very funny.
We drove out the back entrance (or the front if you come in on Colfax) and found a wooden playground that I didn’t know was there. Also a huge fountain, how could I have missed that? And, oh that’s what that building is, Denver East High School. I thought it was a university every time I passed it on Colfax. I guess it just looks prestigious because it’s probably a hundred year old.


Speaking of 100 years old, we went to Lakeside with Daddy last night. Lakeside was built on 1908 and the trolley ran right up to it. The biggest draw was the ballroom and big band dancing, the bathhouse and the lake attractions.

It’s so cool to see the old photos of people in their big hats and dresses about to go down the roller coaster.


How neat! It’s not 100 yet (next year.) So, what does a 99-year-old theme park look like? Well, except for the kiddie rides circa 1960’s, pretty much the same as it did in the 1900’s.


The casino/hotel is an arcade (no you can’t go up in the tower! It’s a fire hazard; I did say this place was 99 years old!) The ballroom is a picnic area, the bath house (took me a second to get this one) is the bumper boat area, or at least part of the bathhouse is.


There aren’t speedboats on the lake anymore, probably because they found out it was hurting the marine life. The train still goes around the lake though, and Bethany said she saw killer dolphins in the water. James and Joel went on the chipmunk roller coaster. Sounds very non-threatening doesn’t it? Well, at first you think so, it’s so quiet and you have a lovely view of the Rockies before – ahhhhhhh, death is coming. Apparently it should be called the killer chipmunk.

As I was waiting for the kids to get off the carousel I heard the buzzing of the neon like thousands of cicadas on a hot southern night. Then I thought, ‘should the neon be buzzing like that?’ and I quietly moved away from it.


When the girls came running up they said, ‘let’s go to the kiddie rides’ and Hannah trailed after them saying, ‘yeah, right, kiddie ride, kiddie ride.’

Now these rides are from my era, I swear. There’s this canoe ride that always gets stuck on the turns and sure enough it got stuck. I told Bethany to wiggle and it would unstick, then Grace saw her chance.

She wiggled and caught her canoe up to Bethany’s. They hit and stopped; more wiggling and Bethany broke free and continued on. Grace rode the Ferris wheel and then all the girls rode the boats, planes, motorcycles and such. The plane ride was a bit too tame for Hannah; she was lying back in the seat with her hands behind her head as if to say, ‘what, it’s too slow!’
As far as other rides I remember (as a kid) there was the whip ride, the auto scooter (bumper cars), a gravity defying ride and a dragon ride. There must be the same rides at carnies everywhere. Though we didn’t stay long it was neat. I think Elitch’s slogan ‘Not to see Elitch is not to see Denver’ is wrong. It should be Lakeside. Although it’s old and crappy, you can peel away the veneer and see something awesome that has stood the test of time.